‘I don’t want them to win anything’

Inspired by Alexej Behnisch’s tweet, here’s my order of ‘I don’t want them to win anything’ preference:

1. Manchester United – I hate it when they even win a match
2. Manchester City – I club built on money, not love
3. Chelsea – I don’t hate Chelsea, but it will take me a while to out the Abramovich years out of my mind
4. Arsenal – I still haven’t recovered from the end of the 1990 season
5. Everton – Not much chance of them winning anything at the moment though

As an Arsenal fan, my order of “I don’t want them to win anything” preference goes:

1 Tottenham
2 Chelsea
3 Man Utd (used to be #2 in past)
4 Man City (used to be irrelevant in past)
5 Liverpool

So, LFC winning the league would be more bearable than MCFC for me

— Alexej Behnisch (@behnisch) May 15, 2022